I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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