Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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