So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
this boner is exhausting
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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