You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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