This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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