jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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