Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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