it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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