i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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