did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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