Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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