I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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