lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Randomize
