Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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