i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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