I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
