I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
