DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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