I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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