You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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