I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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