Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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