Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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