GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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