worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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