I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize