Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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