One girl and one boy is just not enough.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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