His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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