I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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