Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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