when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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