just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We have started to decorate penises.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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