she takes plan B like it's going out of style
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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