He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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