took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I am naked and annoyed.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
