did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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