There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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