I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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