Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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