Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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