Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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