I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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