i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
that may or may not have been my penis.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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