margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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