Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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