I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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