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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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