I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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