Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
