Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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