Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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