Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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