You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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