I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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