you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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