well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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