THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She's the barista slut.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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