I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
