He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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