so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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