I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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