dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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