so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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